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Alexa. R. M.
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(I am Jean Valjean)


Okay but seriously...

Very good question.....I have no idea.....who let me on here anyway? Well nobody is around so lets see how long I can last.

So let's see how to start this, I've never been good at these sort of things.

Well for one thing I am a dream, a writer, a photographer and a dancer. I enjoy poking dead things with a stick, drawing, reading about serial killers, watching Adventure Time, cosplaying and having staring contests with my cat.


Sadly my reality always sounds to boring so let's make this a little exciting:

Hello there my good fellow. My name is Alexa. I am currently busy hunting down a band of bounty hunters. I have recently taught myself how to breath fire. I enjoy collecting cats in my spare time and dying my hair imaginary colors. I'm naturally blonde but I currently have blue, orange and silver imaginary dye/color in my hair.


Yeah that sounds way cooler. Well, sadly I cant breath fire so I'm very boring.
I didn't at all steal this from :iconporridges:


Name: Alexa

Zodiac Sign: Aries
Height: 5'5'' on a good ay 
Age: 15
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Favorite colour(s): Blue, Purple and Red
Relationship status: HAHAH no.
Shoe Size: 7-8.5 
Location: Calgary, Canada
Are you a Virgin?: Yeah
What makes you happy?: Wes Anderson films, friends and people who call me Senpai.
Do you miss someone?: :iconPorrideges:
Biggest fear: Being too far away from somebody when they need me.
Have you ever held hands with someone in a car?: No
Coke or Pepsi: Coke...unless I'm in America than its Root Beer.
How many pets do you own?: Two lovebirds (Wesley and Buttercup), A Cat (Noël) and a puppy (Truffles)
Favorite flower: Papaya flowers, roses and Dragon Snaps
Do you have more male or female friends?: I have mostly female friends.
Do I Smoke/Drink: I drink when I want to....I don't like to smoke though.
Ever watched porn?: I've stumbled upon something once or twice.
Have Tattoos/Piercings: I have my lopes, helix and nose.
Want Tattoos/Piercings: Yes! I want another Helix, get my second lobes, my rook and a few tattoos.
Have you ever been camping?: YUP.
Hot Cheetos or Hot Fries: Doritos
You're locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?: Nope.
Ever kissed someone of the same sex?: Yup
Favorite Movie: Moonrise Kingdom, Grand Budapest Hotel, and Moulin Rouge.
Has anyone told you that they never want to lose you?: Yeah....well kind of.
Favorite Song:....The Scientist by Coldplay
Are you happy?: I have my days
Are you the oldest, middle, or youngest?: Oldest
Do you have trust issues?: No...I just don't trust myself.
Ever felt replaced?: Yes...but that is my doing.
Favorite Singer: I like Colin Meloy a lot....
Showered with someone else?: Heaps...always Platonically.
I'll love you if: You like cuddles and being nice.
Name 3 people you miss: More than three
Where are you right now?: In Social Class watching Schindler's List
Ever been to a concert?: Yup! Katy Perry (2011), Coldplay (2012), Mumford and Sons (2012), Taylor Swift (2013), Lady Gaga (2014), Mariana's Trench (2014), Michael Buble (2014), Bruna Mars (2014), Katy Perry (2014).
What phone do you own?: An iPhone 5c
How many kids do you want?: I don't know 
Currently wanting to see anyone?: Friends
Hugs or Kisses: Kisses...but Hugs are amazing too.
Favorite website: Tumblr
Do you always answer your texts?: Yes
How many siblings do you have?: A little brother
Relationship with your sibling(s): Better than most
Relationship with your parent(s): Which one?
Dream Job: Theatre and homeless elf lady
Failed a class?:nope
Are you lazy?: no............
Prank called someone?:no.... I'm lame
Favorite sport: Horse riding.
A description of the girl/boy you like: Really pretty....but i don't she cares....
A description of the person you dislike the most:....Don't tell me to memorize my lines! Go discover your charactER! Ugh Ambrose....(that was two)
Last time you cried: Saturday
Allergic to: Pineapple....
Do you have any "rules" about food?: Yes....i don't eat meat
Are you stubborn?: Yeah...
Have you ever asked anyone out?: nope
What you hate the most about work/school: Being forced to do shitty things.
What the last text message you received says: Go you!!!!!
Does anyone hate you: Propably
Have you ever been called a tease?: no
Do you sing in the car?: only the other day bc build me up buttercup came on 
Can you swim?: Yes
Are you "Tumblr Famous"?: nope
Do you wish you could fly?: That would make things so much easier.
Worst part of a relationship?: distance
What are you supposed to be doing right now?: Watching a movie
Your childhood career choice: A ballerina
Do you like to cuddle?: YES
Would you rather go the rest of your life without watching t.v or listening to music?: I could go with out TV
Morning or Night: They are the same thing at one point.
Been lost?:Once or twice
Do you believe in love?: Yes
What are you listening to right now?: the audio of Schindler's List
Do you own a car?: Nope
Do you have a job?: Sometimes...
Has anyone ever cheated on you?: No
Have you ever cheated on anyone?: nope
Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?: A few yes...
Ever liked someone WAY older/younger than you?: nope
Do you like anybody?:....don't even go there
Was your last kiss a mistake?: Nope
Favorite holiday: Chirstmas is lovely...sometimes.
Been dumped?: nope
Favorite season: Spring and Autumn (i love lighting and thunder storms)
Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?: Female
Do you sing in the shower?: Not really.
Do you remember the first time you kissed?: Yup.... the 5th of April, 2013
Where & who do you want to be with right now?: A tent with many people.
What are you looking forward to?: Being done with this place
Do you ever get "good morning"/ "good night" texts from anyone?: Yes!
Last person you kissed: me mum
Sexiest person that comes to your mind immediately: I'm going with my face.
  • Mood: Depressed
  • Reading: The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson
  • Watching: Schindler's List
  • Drinking: Ice Tea

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scheinbar Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Happy New Year 2011Cloudy Air Balloon - Free Icon by etNoir Thanks by scolzthanks so much Cloudy Air Balloon - Free Icon by etNoir
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Merci Alexa!

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omg >///<HUGE THANK YOU for faving my cosplay >////<
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For joining we will have a great time:)
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Cat nods Cat Bread Face :iconstrangecatplz: Cat oh no she didn't:iconpuccacatplz:  :iconlickycatplz::iconsmilecatplz::iconcatdanceplz::icondancingcatplz::icondancekittyplz: Looking at you :iconpussycat::iconfrostymorningbliss:cat face What?  bored  Diva Cat :iconmadcatplz::iconscarycatplz::iconblackcatplz::iconnomcatplz::iconnomnomcat:Little Cat V by luisbc

:iconyarnballcat5s: Thanks for the fave! Huggle!

absentmindedme Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2014  Student Photographer
You are very welcome! :)
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